MONTHLY SERIES: VOLUME ONE PSYCHEDELICOPTER ---------------------- Break Fast (Breakfast) ---------------------- Fasting all night now its time for a break Slide outta bed now its time to wake Grease up the pans slap the hashbrowns down Cooking up the bacon till its crispy brown Eggs over easy with some toast on the side The perfect plate prepared with pride Break! Fast! Get the breakfast Break! Fast! Make it fast Break! Fast! Get the breakfast Break! Fast! Make it last Still feeling hungry so you grab the bowl Cereal, sugar and the milk thats cold Blueberry muffin with some oj on ice cinammon roll for a little spice Homemade hollandaise that cant be beat Eggs poached with the english and meat Break! Fast! Get the breakfast Break! Fast! make it fast Break! Fast! Get the breakfast Break! Fast! make it last GO! Break! Fast! Get the breakfast Break! Fast! make it fast Break! Fast! Get the breakfast Break! Fast! make it last You started the day with a hearty meal But forgot the whole scrub and cleanup deal Griddle all greasy, sauces all splattered Caught in the excitement none of it mattered FUCK! Whose gonna clean this mess??? ------------------------------ --------- The Witch --------- My brother and I built a fort just a bunch of blankets and pillows crammed up around a hide a bed couch were just sitting in there and waiting we know she is coming for us god knows she she is coming for us then my brother shouts THE WITCH shes gone now thank god i hate witches were both scared shitless at least we have each other i love you brother but i sense shes coming back another attack of THE WITCH ------------ ------------ Your Movie ------------ Plagued by a pest ; pressured and pained Succumbed to the stress ; sickly and strained Botherations, complications and predicaments Exasperating aggravations and the worriments Abhorrent and atrocious ; reprehensible and terrible Wretched and repulsive and completely unnacceptable Why was my song not put in your movie How in the fuck could you do this to me --------------------------------------- ------------ Worst Friend ------------ You're always causing trouble And you always burst my bubble I wanna ring your neck Cause you're puttin my through heck When it comes to causing problems no one else is quite as versed When it comes to being friends You're the worst Worst You're the worst friend that I have ever had You're the worst friend it's really getting bad You're a friend after all but I really must be cursed Cause when it comes to being friends You're the Worst You always bring me down When you're acting like a clown Hangin out with you Really makes me wanna spew When thinking of my friends I'd like to put you first But when thinking of my friends You're the worst Worst You're the worst friend that I have ever had You're the worst friend it's really getting bad You're a friend after all but I really must be cursed Cause when it comes to being friends You're the Worst I really don't want to But I still really care I don't know what I'd do If you were not there But You're the worst friend that I have ever had You're the worst friend it's really getting bad You're a friend after all but I really must be cursed Cause when it comes to being friends You're the Worst You're the worst friend that I have ever had You're the worst friend it's really getting bad You're a friend after all but I really must be cursed Cause when it comes to being friends You're the Worst ----------------